Other Work — Steve Etheridge

**Over the years, I’ve written many, many headlines and articles for The Onion. Below are a few of my favorites.**

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States (Article)

Study Links Drinking While Pregnant To Being At Kid Rock Concert (Headline and article)

Giddy Thom Yorke Goes To Bed Early To Make Grammy Day Get Here Sooner (Headline and article)

Astronomers Discover Massive Asteroid That Could Wipe Out Life On Earth, Force Nordstrom Out Of Business (Article)

High School Suspends Hunky Student For Wearing Shirt (Article)

Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child (Headline and article)

Scientific Community Baffled By Man Whose Waist 32 With Some Pants, 33 With Others (Article)

Mischievous Koch Brothers Trick Beautiful Woman Into Thinking There’s Only One Of Them (Article)

Leaving Dorm Room Door Open To Play Large Role In Freshman’s Social Strategy (Article)

Dog Doesn’t Consider Itself Part Of Family (Article)

Here Are Some Of Martin Luther’s Theses That Didn’t Make The Final Cut (Washington Post)

Everything We Currently Know About Sleep (McSweeney’s)

Wrigley Is The Grossest, Filthiest Ballpark Ever (ESPN Playbook)

Banning Michael Jordan For Cargo Shorts Is A Crime Against Humanity (ESPN Playbook)

The Legal Consequences Of Trying 6 Common Mascot Antics In Real Life (Sports Illustrated)

Reasons We Can’t Stay Mad At The NBA (ESPN Page 2)

Don’t Stop At Just Hoarding Donkey Cheese! (ESPN Playbook)

‘Angels In The Outfield’: The 2013 Reboot (ESPN Playbook)

Here’s a commercial I wrote for Old Spice.

American Obesity Epidemic Traced To Single Heavyset ‘Mayflower’ Passenger (Article)

Area Grandma Enjoys Flourishing Correspondence With Mailer-Daemon (Article)

National Endowment For The Arts Provides $80 Million To Discourage Talentless Hacks (Article)

Teacher Surprised The 2 Weird Kids Haven’t Hit It Off Yet (Headline and article)

Study Finds Marine Life Now Global Leader In Oil Imports (Headline and article)

So-Called Christian Has Erection (Article)

Carlos Santana Surprises Wife With Coupon For Free 45-Minute Guitar Solo (Headline and article)

Report Confirms No Need To Make New Chairs For The Time Being (Article)

Nation’s Cable Companies Announce They’re Just Going To Take $100 From Everyone (Headline and article)

Old Man With Foggy Eye Not Even Magical (Headline)

Misc. humor pieces from around the internet

Sundays At Nana’s (The New Yorker)

Declarations Of Conjugal Interest From The Massachusetts Federalist, 1733 (McSweeney’s)

Forthcoming Offerings From K.B. Cockfoster’s Toy House & Futurarium, Ca. 1896 (McSweeney’s)

Everything We Currently Know About Birds (McSweeney’s)

Since 2010, I’ve written hundreds of pieces for various ESPN properties, including columns for ESPN The Magazine and humor blogs for pop culture verticals Page 2 and Playbook, a handful of which are linked below.

The Dominant 20: Sizing Up Mike Trout And The Sultan Of Swat (ESPN The Magazine)

The Original Rules Of College Football (ESPN The Magazine)

World’s Grossest Ballpark Looks To Tidy Up (ESPN Playbook)

Also At Bonnaroo, A Tent Of Sports Die-Hards (ESPN Playbook)

What Would People Trade For The Best Seats For The Worst Team? A Lot, Actually (Sports Illustrated)

A Hip-Hop Blueprint For Jay-Z’s New Agency (ESPN Playbook)

The Battle Of Marlins Fans Vs. Jeffrey Loria (ESPN Playbook)

Nate Robinson Is The King Of The Muppets (ESPN Playbook)

‘Angels In The Outfield’: The 2013 Reboot (ESPN Playbook)

As a copywriter, I’ve written for ad campaigns for brands like Old Spice, KFC, Nike, Meow Wolf, Cards Against Humanity, and Chiquita.

Here are two products I created for Omega Mart, Meow Wolf’s immersive art experience in Las Vegas. You can actually buy both products.

Hello again. Here is some of my non-ClickHole writing.

**Over the years, I’ve written many, many headlines and articles for The Onion. Below are a few of my favorites.**

Misc. humor pieces from around the internet

Since 2010, I’ve written hundreds of pieces for various ESPN properties, including columns for ESPN The Magazine and humor blogs for pop culture verticals Page 2 and Playbook, a handful of which are linked below.

As a copywriter, I’ve written for ad campaigns for brands like Old Spice, KFC, Nike, Meow Wolf, Cards Against Humanity, and Chiquita.

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